Pin It
Favorite

News Quirks (8/20/14) 

Curses, Foiled Again

Police investigating the theft of a wallet found a photograph of the suspect after she used the stolen credit card at a beauty-supply store in Ocala, Fla. When the woman said she didn't have photo identification, the clerk asked the woman if she would have her photo taken with the credit card. The suspect agreed and then bought $430 worth of beauty supplies. Police posted the photo of the heavily and distinctively tattooed woman, asking the public to identify her. (Ocala Star-Banner)

Life Lessons

When a hailstorm rolled through Woods Canyon Lake, Ariz., a man authorities described as in his 30s, lifted a metal chair over his head to shield him from the hail. A lightning bolt struck the chair, sending the man to the hospital with an entry wound on his shoulder and exit wounds on both feet. (Phoenix's KTVK-TV)

Francesco Schettino gave a two-hour lecture on best emergency practices to a criminology seminar at Rome's La Sapienza university. Schettino was vilified as "Captain Coward" in the 2012 sinking of the cruise liner Costa Concordia after he reportedly abandoned ship before his passengers were safe. "I was called to speak because I am an expert. I had to talk about panic management," Schettino told La Nazione newspaper, explaining that he used a 3-D model of the doomed vessel to demonstrate how emergency evacuations are conducted. (Australia's News.com.au)

Those Who Can't

Three 17-year-old high-school students driving in Altadena, Calif., recognized John Edward Maust, 34, a teacher at their school, standing on a sidewalk and stopped to say hello. Maust asked for a ride, according to authorities, who said the driver agreed but later became worried by the conversation and pulled over. When the students exited the vehicle, Maust "said he wanted to go to Jack in the Box, and ordered the juveniles back into the car" and pulled a knife, the sheriff's report states. One of the students managed to call 911, and a sheriff's helicopter flew overhead and ordered the driver to stop the vehicle. When he did, Maust fled but later turned himself in. (Los Angeles's KTLA-TV)

Roosevelt High School in New York's Nassau County had to reprint its 2014 yearbooks after principal Steven Strachan was accused of plagiarizing his message to graduating seniors. Not only were some of the words identical to those another principal in Albany, Calif., wrote last year, but Strachan also ended his message: "Congratulations to the Albany High School Class of 2013." (Long Island's News 12)

Litigation Nation

Nigel Sykes, 23, is suing the pizzeria he admitted robbing in Wilmington, Del., claiming employees who tackled him and wrestled his gun away during the hold-up used "unnecessary" roughness to subdue him. After being handed $140, Sykes said an employee grabbed him from behind, causing him to drop his weapon, and then, "All of the Season's Pizza participated in punching, kicking and pouring soup over my body." Sykes earlier insisted that an unknown person gave him the gun and forced him to rob the pizzeria, where employees beat him with pots and pans and tasered him. Sykes also asked to be allowed to withdraw his guilty plea for the robbery, explaining, "I'm not good at making choices." (Wilmington's The News)

Disorder in the Court

Court deputies had to break up a fight between Judge John Murphy and public defender Andrew Weinstock during a hearing in Brevard County, Fla. After the two sparred verbally in court, the judge said, "If you want to fight, let's go out back and I'll just beat your ass." The two moved out of sight, but the courtroom camera captured audio of the scuffle, including several loud thuds. After two deputies broke up the brawl, Weinstock claimed the judge cold-cocked him and was immediately reassigned. Murphy returned to the courtroom and resumed proceedings but later took a leave of absence to receive anger management counseling. (Associated Press)

Gutter Balls

British engineers investigating flooding in Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire, determined that hundreds of tennis balls had been flushed into the sewer drains, causing rain water to back up into the streets. "We expect sewers to get blocked with fats or baby wipes," sewage network manager Scott Burgin said, "but not tennis balls. How on earth people have managed to flush quite so many, I don't know." Workers cleared the blockage by climbing into the sewer and using their hands and shovels. (BBC News)

Got something to say? Send a letter to the editor and we'll publish your feedback in print!

Pin It
Favorite

More by Roland Sweet

About The Author

Roland Sweet

Bio:
Roland Sweet is the author of the syndicated column "News Quirks," which appears weekly in Seven Days.

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Seven Days moderates comments in order to ensure a civil environment. Please treat the comments section as you would a town meeting, dinner party or classroom discussion. In other words, keep commenting classy! Read our guidelines...

Latest in News Quirks

Social Club

Like Seven Days contests and events? Join the club!

See an example of this newsletter...

Keep up with us Seven Days a week!

Sign up for our fun and informative
e-newsletters:

All content © 2014 Da Capo Publishing, Inc. 255 So Champlain St Ste 5, Burlington, VT 05401
Website powered by Foundation