Curses, Foiled Again
Sheriff's investigators reported that Kasey Allan and David Connell warned a gas station clerk in Benzie County, Mich., they would be back to rob her after they got their masks and a gun and asked her to cooperate in exchange for money. Two hours later, the men returned, only to be arrested by deputies and state troopers whom the clerk had alerted.
* When a man walked into a Chicago muffler shop just before 9 a.m. brandishing a gun and demanding money, a worker told him there was no cash and that only the manager could open the safe, but he wasn't in yet. The gunman left his cell phone number and said to call him when the manager arrived. Instead, the worker called police, who in turn called the cell phone, told the gunman to return and then arrested the 18-year-old suspect when he did.
Traffic police officers all over Iraq have begun enforcing the seatbelt law. Anyone caught not buckling up will be fined 15,000 dinars - about $12.50. "It is part of the healing process of this country," Brig. Gen. Zuhair Abada Mraweh, traffic commander for Baghdad's Rusafah district, told the New York Times. Baghdad taxi driver Ahmed Wahayid called seatbelt enforcement "a symbol of civilization."
Holy Wardrobe Malfunction
! Metro, the Washington, D.C., transit system, pulled a YouTube video showing a Pope Benedict XVI bobblehead riding the subway after the Archdiocese of Washington complained that the video showed "a misdressed pope." The 7-3/4-inch-tall bobblehead wore a red skullcap, known as a zucchetto, and a red cape. "Popes don't wear red skullcaps," and their capes are white, archdiocese official Susan Gibbs told the Washington Post. The video was intended to encourage people to take the subway to the papal mass at the city's new baseball stadium, according to Lisa Farbstein, Metro's media relations director, who said she bought the bobblehead on eBay for $16.99.
Beauty's Only Skin Deep
Ha Thithu Nguyen, 47, pleaded guilty to illegally practicing medicine after she performed botched cosmetic surgeries, including facelifts, lip plumps and tummy tucks, at her home in San Jose, Calif. Authorities located seven victims, some of whom were left with permanent scars.
* Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a plastic surgeon in Bal Harbour, Fla., has written a picture book aimed at calming children's fears about parents getting tummy tucks, breast enhancements and nose jobs. My Beautiful Mommy discusses patients' recuperation, changing looks and desire for plastic surgery. "Many parents don't explain to their kids what's going on," Salzhauer said. "Children are very perceptive. You can't hide a major surgery from them. When mom goes down for two weeks after a tummy tuck, it affects them."
Illustrations show a crook-nosed mom with loose tummy skin under her half-shirt picking up her young daughter early from school and explaining she's going to have operations on her nose and tummy and may have to take it easy for a while. The girl asks if the operations will hurt. "Maybe a little," Mom replies, warning she'll look different after the bandages come off.
"Why are you going to look different?" the girl asks.
"Not just different, my dear," Mom responds, "prettier!"
The Dutch government began requiring long-term unemployed citizens to come to terms with their past lives or risk losing unemployment benefits. The government-funded mandatory treatment program, called "reincarnation therapy" or "past-life regression," often involves hypnosis to help people "find experiences from past identities that could be negatively affecting them today," according to Klaas Boffcher of the Dutch Ruach Boraka Centre for Complementary Therapy. After De Limburger newspaper reported that the government paid $1500 for an unemployed woman in Maastrict to attend a 10-week course, members of parliament challenged Piet Hein Donner, the Dutch social affairs minister, to justify funding not only reincarnation therapy, but also tarot card readings and astrology to help get people back to work.
Nearer Thy God
Catholic priest Adelir Antonio de Carli, 41, was reported missing after he floated away tied to hundreds of helium balloons while trying to raise money for a spiritual rest stop for truckers in Paranagua, Brazil. Searchers found only pieces of the party balloons after de Carli, who lifted off wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute, was blown out to sea. He was trying to beat the record of 19 hours for the longest time aloft with party balloons. In January, the priest embarked on a similar adventure, using 600 balloons to carry him on a four-hour voyage that reached an altitude of 17,390 feet.
Dressed for the Job
Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested in Commerce Township, Mich., after he repeatedly crashed his car into a lingerie shop that refused to hire him. Estimating the damage at $3000, Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said deputies found McIntosh outside the Intimate Ideas store wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red 'flip-flops,' a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra."
Standing Up for Sitting
Thai police charged Chotisak Onsoong, 27, with offending the dignity of the monarch after he refused to stand during the playing of the royal anthem before the start of a movie, as is customary in Thailand. "It's the right of any individual to choose what to do," said Chotisak, who faces 15 years in prison.
After a customer reported finding a 24-hour Wal-Mart in Lynchburg, Va., locked at 5 a.m. and spotting a person inside with a gun, police responded to a hostage situation by setting up a barricade. Police Lt. T.B. Lawton said that after an hour, police contacted employees inside the store and learned there were no hostages, only an exterminator with an air rifle trying to rid the store of birds. The small birds had been in the store for several weeks and prompted concern from some customers and the Lynchburg Health Department.