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Curses, Foiled Again

Convicted bank robber Kenneth Conley managed to escape from Chicago’s Metropolitan Correctional Center but was caught 17 days later living at an apartment building in Palos Hills, Ill., that’s located, according to reports, “just steps from Palos Hills police headquarters.” (NBC News)

After police arrested Aleasha Haines in Peoria, Ariz., she complained of back pain and nausea and was taken to the hospital, where she asked to use the restroom. Five minutes later, the police report said, “a large crashing noise was heard,” and the officer guarding Haines ordered her to unlock the door. “The ceiling tiles above the toilet had been pulled down and broken,” the report stated. “Aleasha exited the bathroom and was covered with a white chalk substance consistent with the ceiling tile material.” Police said the sink also broke under Haines’s weight, as did the steel support beams holding the ceiling in place, “showing force had been used to pull the ceiling down.” Damage from Haines’s escape attempt was estimated at $1500. (Phoenix’s Arizona Republic)


Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell proposed a $3.1 billion transportation plan that would eliminate the state’s gas tax but impose a $100 fee on hybrid and electric vehicles. “It’s meant to compensate for the federal gas tax that those vehicles do not pay,” McDonnell explained. (Washington’s WTOP-FM)

Emergency Standoff

Sheriff’s deputies were summoned to a residence in Springtown, Texas, by two separate 911 calls. The first was from the homeowner, reporting he was holding a burglar at gunpoint. The second was from the suspect, identified as Christopher Lance Moore, 41, reporting that he was being held at gunpoint. Moore admitted breaking into the home with “bad intentions.” (Dallas Morning News)

Double Jeopardy

When police investigating a fight in Dayton, Ohio, detained Jerad Butler, 42, he gave them a fake name and said he didn’t know his Social Security number or birth date. Then he gave a SSN that returned a description matching Butler’s of a man who had an active arrest warrant, so police arrested him. Later, they determined that he wasn’t that wanted person but instead Butler, who also had an outstanding arrest warrant. (Dayton’s WHIO-TV)

Seller’s Remorse

Gail Castle, 51, used the car she was test-driving as her getaway car after she robbed a bank, according to police in Manteca, Calif. The 83-year-old seller wanted $2200 for the vehicle, and after a short drive, Castle asked him to drive her to a bank so she could withdraw cash to buy the car. She returned a few minutes later with a purse stuffed with bills. On their way to the man’s house to seal the deal, police stopped the car and arrested Castle for bank robbery and elder abuse. (Sacramento’s KTXL-TV)

Drinking-Class Heroes

To cut its fuel costs, the Alaskan Brewing Co. installed a $1.8 million boiler system that turns waste grain accumulated during the brewing process into steam that powers the Juneau-based brewery’s operations. Brandon Smith, the company’s brewing operations and engineering manager, estimated that the spent-grain system will offset the brewery’s yearly energy costs by 70 percent. (Fox News)

Panasonic’s introduced its attempt to slow global warming: the Artificial Photosynthesis System, a plant-like machine that uses light to scrub carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and turn it into organic material. “Currently, the main substance produced is formic acid,” chief researcher Satoshi Yotsuhashi said, “but in the future, we’d like to produce even more useful substances, such as hydrocarbons or alcohol.” (Science)

Hare-Raising Tales

Rabbits have been plaguing cars parked at Denver International Airport. “They like to chew on the insulator portion of the ignition cables,” Wiley Farris of Arapahoe Autotek repair shop explained. To discourage the rabbits, U.S. Department of Agriculture wildlife agents remove about 100 a month, while airport parking companies are installing better fences and building perches for predator hawks and eagles. Noting that damage to cars “can run from the hundreds into the thousands” of dollars, Farris said a cheap but effective deterrent is to coat the wires with fox or coyote urine. “You can pick up fox urine at any pro hunting shop.” (Denver’s KCNC-TV)

A family in Plymouth, England, credited their giant pet rabbit with interrupting a burglary by thumping its feet on the floor of its indoor cage. “In the early hours of the morning, Toby, our rabbit, did five loud thumps,” Kimberley May said, noting the 2-year-old rabbit is nearly 2 feet long, 10 inches tall and weighs 10 pounds. “We think that when the rabbit thumped, it scared the burglar off.” (Plymouth Herald)

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