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Thursday, October 27, 2016

Joke of the Week: Post-Triscuital Bliss

Posted By on Thu, Oct 27, 2016 at 12:08 PM

In celebration of the annual Vermont's Funniest Comedian Competition, which runs Wednesday through Friday, October 26 through 28, at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, all this week we're posting a daily version of our weekly Joke of the Week feature. Today's dose of local hilarity comes to us from East Orange's Bitsy Biron. Take it away, Bitsy …

After leaving my car unlocked one night, I came out in the morning to find a used condom on the front seat next to an empty box of Triscuits. I know that I hadn't had sex for a while, as I was filled with romantic feelings imagining the couple having a steamy session and, in the afterglow, enjoying a yummy snack. And then I thought, Wait a minute! Those were my Triscuits!

About that joke
Says Biron: "This happened to me when I lived on the west side of Chicago where there were a lot of sex workers." 

Meet the Comedian, Bitsy Biron

click to enlarge COURTESY OF BITSY BIRON
  • Courtesy of Bitsy Biron
According to Biron: "I tell jokes. I am old. That is all."

See her live
Biron performs Thursday, October 27, in the semifinal round of the VFC contest.         

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We're always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here.

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