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Monday, September 4, 2017

Joke of the Week: Best Laid Plans

Posted By on Mon, Sep 4, 2017 at 9:39 AM

It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Burlington's Tim Bridge. Take it away, Tim…

My ex came up to me the other day and said, "OK, Tim: Fuck, marry, kill…"

And I was like, "Yeah, that's the plan…"

About That Joke
Says Bridge: I've always found the "Fuck, Marry, Kill" game a  little gross, so naturally I decided to make it grosser. I'm very frustrating to date.

Meet the Comedian, Tim Bridge

click to enlarge Tim Bridge - COURTESY OF TIM BRIDGE
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  • Tim Bridge
Tim Bridge is a standup comedian, improviser and writer from Vermont. He is a member of the Vermont Comedy Club's house long-form improv team, the Unmentionables, and has been a top-five finalist in the Vermont's Funniest Comedian contest for the last two years. He is also a writer and performer for Burlington sketch comedy troupe Feed the Meter.

See Him Live
Bridge performs with the Unmentionables every Thursday as part of the Daily Grind show at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. He'll compete in the 2017 Vermont's Funniest Comedian contest at VCC this Thursday through Saturday, September 7 through 9.

Think you can do better?

We're always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here.

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