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Monday, October 2, 2017

Joke of the Week: That's Nunsense!

Posted By on Mon, Oct 2, 2017 at 1:21 PM

It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Bristol's Colin McClung. Take it away, Colin…

My first crush was on a nun. I once asked her, "What's your position on marriage?" "I'm married to God," she said.

For the longest time I thought that was the missionary position.

About That Joke
Says McClung: I spent the formidable years of my youth in Catholic school where I honed my shame, guilt and lust to a polished sheen.

Meet the Comedian, Colin McClung

click to enlarge Colin McClung - COURTESY OF COLIN MCCLUNG
  • Courtesy of Colin McClung
  • Colin McClung
Colin McClung was raised in the South. He learned how to lean left living 10 years in California. He spent a few years wandering Hawaii and Alaska,  then ended up in Vermont. McClung won an Alaska Broadcasters Association award (the Goldie) and once had a poem featured on the "A Prairie Home Companion" website. He started doing comedy at age 48 and is a member of the local sketch comedy troupe Socially Irresponsible.

See Him Live
Socially Irresponsible perform in the Burlington area. Follow them on Facebook for upcoming dates. 

Think you can do better?

We're always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here.

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