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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Record Cold Kills Champ

Posted By and on Wed, Apr 1, 2015 at 11:35 AM

Farewell, Champ. - JOHN JAMES
  • John James
  • Farewell, Champ.
Lake Champlain has been fully frozen over since February. Even for a sea monster, that's a heckuva long time to hold your breath.

Somehow, Vermont's most elusive aquatic creature missed the memo about the open ferry channel between Grand Isle and Cumberland Head. An ice fisherman found the big guy belly up under Malletts Bay. Sushi anyone?

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Andrea Suozzo

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Andrea is the data editor at Seven Days. She crunches the numbers for data-driven stories and creates graphics and interactives to explain those numbers.

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