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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Record Cold Kills Champ

Posted By and on Wed, Apr 1, 2015 at 11:35 AM

Farewell, Champ. - JOHN JAMES
  • John James
  • Farewell, Champ.
Lake Champlain has been fully frozen over since February. Even for a sea monster, that's a heckuva long time to hold your breath.

Somehow, Vermont's most elusive aquatic creature missed the memo about the open ferry channel between Grand Isle and Cumberland Head. An ice fisherman found the big guy belly up under Malletts Bay. Sushi anyone?

Happy April Fools' Day!

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Andrea is the digital editor at Seven Days. She spends most of her time behind the scenes keeping the website in order, crafting social media posts, writing newsletters and dabbling in code.

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