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Friday, April 1, 2016

'Cyber Superhero' Linked to Norwich University's Cybersecurity Program (April Fools!)

Posted By on Fri, Apr 1, 2016 at 3:59 AM

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An unnamed spokesperson with the National Security Agency has confirmed that a rogue hacker has been waging covert “Jason Bourne-style” cyber attacks on terrorist strongholds around the world. He or she is believed to be a graduate of Norwich University’s nationally vaunted cybersecurity program.

Said one unnamed NSA official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, “This is one serious cyber-shit-kicking superhero. Glad he or she is working for us … for now.”

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