Sadly, we didn't think of this idea. I found this while surfing over at the Portland Mercury.
They have a new advice column called "Ask a Seven-Year-Old Girl Who Doesn't Care About Anything Except Disney Princesses."
It seems like it must be a joke, but I hope it continues. Very, very funny.
UPDATE: Oh, now I get it. It's part of a series of joke columns. There's one repeating column called "One Hulk's Opinion." And there's one called "Ask Distended Drew."
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