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Published March 2, 2011 at 11:42 a.m.

Curses, Foiled Again

While arguing with the mother of their 4-year-old son at her apartment in St. Clair Shores, Mich., Antonio Owens, 27, “grabbed a kitchen knife and said he is going to cut the gas line and burn down the place,” police Detective James Wagner reported. “He tried to get the stove away from the wall to get to the gas line” before both parties realized the stove was electric. (Oakland County’s Daily Tribune)

What, Me Worry?

Many reusable grocery bags contain high levels of lead, according to the Center for Consumer Freedom. Of the 44 retailers whose bags the consumer group tested, 16 contained lead in amounts higher than the limit many states set for heavy metals in packaging. The bags are made from “non-woven polypropylene,” which comes from China. Noting that lawmakers nationwide are proposing to ban or tax paper and plastic bags, CCF senior research analyst J. Justin Wilson said consumers “should have the option of using lead-free plastic and paper bags when they’re bringing home their groceries.” (United Press International)

Plastic trays used at shopping mall food courts contain as many germs as a gas station toilet seat, according to a Canadian Broadcasting Corp. investigation. Bob Hancock, a microbiologist at the University of British Columbia, where swab samples from trays were analyzed, said that two of the trays were contaminated with “a fairly large number” of acinetobacter bacteria, which cause gastrointestinal illness and are highly resistant to antibiotics. The CBC said various officials at the three Vancouver shopping malls sampled pointed out the trays aren’t intended to come into direct contact with food. (United Press International)

Piscine Follies

Police who charged three teenage boys with residential burglary in Arlington Heights, Ill., also charged one of them with cruelty to animals after he admitted poisoning and killing three goldfish. “According to the police report,” police Sgt. Mike Hernandez said, the 16-year-old boy “looked at the fish tank and said, ‘We can’t leave any witnesses.’” (suburban Chicago’s Daily Herald)

Fish swimming around big cities could be subjected to doses of antidepressants, according to Canadian researchers, who discovered that significant quantities of Prozac are finding their way into the water around Montréal and into the brains of fish. Noting that a quarter of Montréal’s human population consumes some type of antipsychotic or antidepressant drug, lead researcher Sebastian Sauve said his team observed that the pharmaceuticals reduced brain activity in brook trout exposed to Montréal’s wastewater over a three-month period. Sauve warned that fish in other big cities could show similar effects. (The Canadian Press)

Slightest Provocation

Police arrested Consuela McCrobey, 19, and Laela Cross, 20, in Chattanooga, Tenn., after a dispute that began, McCrobey said, with Cross “spitting ice cream on my car.” McCrobey responded by throwing eggs at Cross’s porch, according to the police report, which stated that Cross retaliated a few hours later when McCrobey drove past her home by firing her semiautomatic pistol at McCrobey’s car “once and then at least five more times.” All six shots missed. “She wears glasses, she can’t see,” McCrobey said. “But I don’t know what kind of anger she had for her to start shooting over some eggs.” (Chattanooga Times Free Press)

End of an Error

The government of Alberta, Canada, announced it’s issuing refunds to motorists ticketed for speeding by Edmonton’s 47 speed cameras because it can’t verify their accuracy. The action follows a motorist’s objection to a ticket, denying that he was going 89 mph. Prosecutors found that every other vehicle traveling along that same road was also clocked at exactly 89 mph. (The A Journal of the Politics of Driving)

Change of Plans

After convicted killer Tracy Province, 42, escaped from an Arizona prison, he decided to end what he called the fear and panic he experienced while on the lam by overdosing on heroin at Yellowstone National Park and letting bears eat him. He told Mohave County Detective Larry Matthews after his capture that as he was preparing the drug, a voice told him to abandon his suicide plan. “He called it divine intervention,” Matthews reported. Province also told Matthews he’d been in prison so long he’d forgotten how to drive. “Everyone drives too fast now,” Matthews quoted Province as saying. “When he went to prison, the speed limit was 55.” (Associated Press)

Suspicious Minds

Police locked down a Walmart store in Kirksville, Mo., after receiving a report of a man in a truck in the store’s parking lot holding a gun to his head. The gun turned out to be a cellphone the man was talking on. (Kirksville Daily Express)

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Roland Sweet was the author of a syndicated column called "News Quirks," which appeared weekly in Seven Days.


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