It’s Monday, which means it’s time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week’s joke comes from Burlington’s Sky Sandoval. Take it away, Sky…

I saw a Dunkin’ Donuts truck that read, “America’s Favorite Coffee.”  I think that’s more about distribution than favoritism, Dunkin’.

You can’t just conflate something being widespread with it being beloved. If you could, there would be a bunch of safe-sex pamphlets out there that would read, “HPV: America’s Favorite STD.”

About That Joke

Says Sandoval:  This joke that I thought of on the drive to work is definitely going to disrupt Dunkin’s stranglehold of the East Coast coffee market.

Meet the Comedian, Sky Sandoval

Sky Sandoval Credit: Courtesy of Sky Sandoval

Sky Sandoval is a Burlington-based comedian who has opened for national acts such as DeAnne Smith and was a finalist in the 2017 Vermont’s Funniest Comedian contest. He produces the Cup of Comedy showcase at Radio Bean in Burlington on the last Sunday of every month.

See Him Live

Sandoval performs at Comedy & Crepes on Monday, November 13,  at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington . He’ll also appear in the Stand Up, Sit Down & Laugh showcase on Saturday, November 18, at the FlynnSpace in Burlington.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to...