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Unnecessary Inventions Credit: Matt Benedetto and Luke Awtry
Avocado on a Stick™ — At home or on the go, no self-respecting millennial should ever be without their avocado. Credit: Matt Benedetto
Cuisine Curtain™ — An elegant solution for open-mouth dining that’s perfect for any occasion. Credit: Matt Benedetto
FingerTrack™ — Because, let’s face it: Your doughy digits could use some cardio, too. Credit: Matt Benedetto
The BurritoTrough™ — Everything you love about a burrito, minus the messy hands. Credit: Matt Benedetto
StubStoppers™ — Walk barefoot anywhere with impunity. Credit: Matt Benedetto
The FingerBeanies™ — Do you have any idea how much heat you lose through your fingertips? Credit: Matt Benedetto
The Hoverbrella™ — Never again will you have to wait to reach shelter to complain on Facebook about the rain. Credit: Matt Benedetto
iDangle™ — A NASA-grade suction cup keeps your phone at just the right height and angle for optimum in-bed browsing. Credit: Matt Benedetto
The FlopFlips™ — Stalkers, assassins, religious missionaries. The beach is a perilous place. Credit: Matt Benedetto
CargoMAX™ — When cargo shorts just aren’t enough, accept no substitutes. Credit: Matt Benedetto
The Anywhere Hook™ — Keep your coat, and your cool, and never get left hanging again. Credit: Matt Benedetto
The Anywhere Hook™ — Keep your coat, and your cool, and never get left hanging again. Credit: Matt Benedetto
Straw2Go™ — Save the planet in style with this smart plastic carrying case for your metal straw. Credit: Matt Benedetto
My Perfect Hogan™ — Oh, yeah, brother! Never botch trimming that Hulk Hogan ’stache again. Credit: Matt Benedetto
WhichWay™ — Left or right? The ubiquitous awkward dance with oncoming pedestrians is a thing of the past, thanks to this handy directional signal. Credit: Matt Benedetto
The FurRoller™ — Because the world deserves to know that you have a cat. Credit: Matt Benedetto
Heels Wheels™ — Take a walk on the wild slide with this chic pairing of formal and function. Credit: Matt Benedetto