It’s Monday, which means it’s time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week’s joke comes from Lyndonville’s Caleb Teske. Take it away, Caleb…

This girl said to me the other day, “I don’t know what to tell ya.” Then she kept talking.

Make up your mind, lady!

About that joke

Says Teske: I’m not even sure if this counts as a joke. But I thought it was hilarious.

Meet the Comedian, Caleb Teske

Caleb Teske

Caleb Teske is a comic straight off the mean streets of Lyndonville, Vt. He performs in shows across the state and hosts two showcase comedy shows in St. Johnsbury — at the Kingdom Taproom and Catamount Arts. He recently joined the Socially Irresponsible sketch comedy troupe and performs alongside some of the best comics in Vermont. Teske also hosts a podcast called Better Left Unsaid.

See Him Live

Teske performs at the TNT Comedy Night at Twiggs — An American Gastropub in St. Albans on Thursday, January 19.

Think you can do better?

We’re always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to...