The Bonnets, Broke & Ugly

(Self-released, cd, digital download)

One of my all-time favorite adages is “It’s funny because it’s true.” The Danish American comedian/musician Victor Borge summed it up nicely: “Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations … Because, you see, humor is truth.”

The Bonnets‘ debut album, Broke & Ugly, beautifully illustrates this concept. Maybe I’m the only one who will have this reaction, but, minutes after pressing play, I LOLed so furiously that I had to press pause and collect myself. The raucous, Lyndonville-based punkadelic trio managed to distill the plight of the depressed and anxiety-ridden so well that I thought they had been reading my diary.

Throughout the album, the band tempers its despair with sharp wit, all-too-accurate observations and a general sense of not giving a fuck. Pop culture references abound, as do actual snippets from movies and TV shows.

Stylistically, the spritely trio lands dangerously close to Red Hot Chili Peppers territory — that is, where punk meets funk. Lead vocalist Nick Morelli’s propensity for shouted/spoken lyrics also lends itself to that comparison. But the band inoculates itself against any negative associations by giving the SoCal rockers a shout-out in the opening track, “Anti-D’s.” At least they’re up-front about their predilection.

And let’s talk about that song: It’s a rollicking rock anthem that pairs a devil-may-care sense of abandon with some fairly disturbing, heavy themes. Anyone with even a sliver of anxiety can relate to the self-inflicted trauma of trying to keep your mind on something other than one’s inner turmoil. Morelli cleverly sums it up with a list of failed attempts at distraction: “And I can’t watch The Muppets / And I can’t watch E.T. / And I can’t fall asleep to “The Office” / I can’t go shopping in Boston / I can’t play Pokémon Snap / I can’t listen to the Chili Peppers / And I can’t fuckin’ think!”

“FYI” is a prickly, ska-tinged number. Morelli details the aftermath of a relationship gone sour over offbeat riffs and heavy metal licks.

He takes a break from speak-singing on “Fruit Cups,” a sunny, melodic song of self-assurance that kicks into double time on its jagged chorus. Morelli views the discovery of “fruit cups in the backseat of my Honda” as a good omen after his credit card is declined.

The closing track, “Granger Danger,” is a fierce, punk-rock ode to the wizarding world of Hogwarts, flying broomsticks and the band’s presumed dream girl: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter’s right-hand woman.

Broke & Ugly demonstrates that the Bonnets are a powerful, goofy bunch of misfits who deftly scrutinize the pitfalls of young adulthood — and, honestly, life in general. Their humor comes from a fearless ability to speak the truth.

Broke & Ugly by the Bonnets is available at iTunes.

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Jordan Adams joined Seven Days as music editor in 2016. In 2021, he became an arts and culture staff writer. He's won awards from the Vermont Press Association and the New England Newspaper and Press Association. In 2022, he became a freelance contributor.