Oct 30 – Nov 5, 2019

Oct 30 - Nov 5, 2019 / Vol. 25 / No. 6
Steve Conant Evolves His Business and Burlington’s South End; The State of Vermont Is Selling Its Surplus of Seized and Abandoned Firearms; Paranormal Investigators Bust Your Ghost Assumptions; Burlington Farmers Market Vendors Assess First Season on Pine Street

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Deep Cuts: Divers Carve Pumpkins Under Water in Lake Champlain

Some folks really went all in this Halloween. Twenty-two divers gathered over the weekend at Perkins Pier in Burlington to jump into Lake Champlain and carve a pumpkin — underwater. Donning wetsuits and oxygen tanks, the competitors headed into the depths with hollowed-out gourds and came up with their spookiest creations. The only rule? Stay…

Sow Much Hemp: A Large Harvest Prompts Fears of Oversupply

Last week, Sam Markowski pulled his pickup truck into a field where he once planted 10 acres of feed corn. Instead of neat rows of corn stalks, however, thousands of dark green hemp plants dotted the landscape. Markowski, wearing a fleece and a baseball cap bearing the name of his family’s excavation company, threaded his…

Isn’t Punching Taking Things Too Far?

Dear Reverend,  I met this girl at a bar, and a few days later we went on a date. After dinner, we went to my house for a few drinks. We fooled around for a while, and not long after we started to have sex, she yelled: “Punch me!” I got really uncomfortable and froze…

Quick Lit Review: ‘Hexagrams’ by Anna Blackmer

In his introduction to the Richard Wilhelm and Cary Baynes translation of the I Ching, psychologist Carl Jung wrote, “Even to the most biased eye, it is obvious that this book represents one long admonition to careful scrutiny of one’s own character, attitude, and motives.” For Essex Junction poet Anna Blackmer, that scrutiny has taken…

Free Will Astrology (10/30/19)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In his novel Zone One, Scorpio author Colson Whitehead writes, “A monster is a person who has stopped pretending.” He means it in the worst sense possible: the emergence of the ugly beast who had been hiding behind social niceties. But I’m going to twist his meme for my own purposes.…

How the State of Vermont Became a Firearms Dealer

Chris Cole is used to hocking trucks, fuel pumps, filing cabinets and office chairs. As commissioner of the Vermont Department of Buildings and General Services, he’s responsible for selling off the state’s surplus property. “We’re the Kmart for state government,” Cole said. These days, he has a new line of products on his shelves: hundreds…

Ben Patton’s Latest Album Is a Pop-Jazz Throwback

Ben Patton is an old soul. Clad in trousers and a fine shirt, the singer-songwriter has a dapper appearance and genteel, deliberated cadence reminiscent of a bygone time and place. He almost comes off like a character from a golden-era Hollywood drama. His eloquence is matched only by his humbleness. The 36-year-old composer and multi-instrumentalist…

Soundbites: Madaila Return

Soundfrights 2: Double Tap Given how Halloween party planners and music makers like to spread out the hellish holiday for as long as (in)humanly possible, last week’s petrifying preview of evildoings on the local music scene needed a sequel — especially because Halloween, October 31, falls within this week’s issue. So, as promised last week,…

Hackie: The Window

“It’s been a gorgeous fall, hasn’t it?” My customer, Jane Gembart, was conversing with me from the shotgun seat of my taxi. She was easy on the eyes, but I mostly managed to keep mine on the road. When I did glance over, I noticed that her wavy, gray-streaked hair was fashioned into two loosely…

Nechromancer, ‘Monochrome Dystopia’

(Self-released, digital) From the bowels of hell come Nechromancer, Vermont’s only goth-IBM band. IBM stands for industrial body music, a particularly dark strain of electronica that emerged in the 1980s. As I wrote in my review of the band’s 2017 debut, Intersect, “If Fangtasia, the fictitious vampire nightclub on HBO’s ‘True Blood’ had a house…

Ali T, ‘Smoke & Mirrors’

(Big Mo Records, CD, digital) For the last several years, Royalton singer-songwriter Alison Turner, aka Ali T, has been plying her trade around Vermont and the greater New England circuit. She’s carved out a niche playing intimate solo shows and made a name for herself with promising songwriting and no small amount of drive. Turner…

Letters to the Editor (10/30/19)

Mural Coincidence [Re “American Vandal”; “A Greta Thunberg Mural Is Defaced and Rebooted in Rutland,” October 23]: I couldn’t help but notice the strikingly similar mind-set and tactics shared by Burlington mural vandal Eric Maier and the unknown perpetrator who vandalized the Greta Thunberg mural in Rutland.   At first glance, Maier, a self-described leftist,…

New Sculpture by Sean Williams Honors Stone-Cutting Community

Sean Hunter Williams’ granite sculpture “Culmination” is an eight-foot-tall cluster of forms that suggests the silhouette of a city rising from a quarry. It’s the newest addition to Barre’s Art Stroll, which offers to strollers an outdoor collection of granite works. Williams’ four-sided sculpture is composed of domes and spires reminiscent of cathedrals and mosques,…

Seven Vermont Producers Win at World Cheese Awards

The Vermont Cheese Council has announced that seven Vermont producers won medals at the World Cheese Awards, judged on October 18 in Bergamo, Italy. Gold medals were awarded to Bayley Hazen Blue and Moses Sleeper from Greensboro’s Cellars at Jasper Hill Farm. Other entries from Jasper Hill received silver and bronze medals. Parish Hill Creamery…

Heart n Soul by Mark BBQ to Open in December

About a year after opening Mark BBQ in Essex Junction, chef-owner Darrell Langworthy will launch a second restaurant in the same building. Heart n Soul by Mark BBQ will open in December at 34 Park Street, he said. Heart n Soul will serve “inspired comfort food,” including chicken-fried steak, fried chicken, crab cakes and a…


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