I am almost embarrassed that I find this as funny as I do. But if you’re having the kind of day where you just need a (really) cheap laugh — as I am — just click here.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to...