You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to kill someone. Trust me.
— Man to young man
You wouldn’t want me on top of you. You’d fuckin’ die.
— Woman to man
One intrepid Burlington resident has been compiling random heard-on-the-street comments in a tumblr blog aptly called Overheard on Church Street since 2010. Now, every Monday, the blogger is sharing a couple of snippets with Live Culture. You can read more at the OOCS archive. Submissions are also welcome.


Ah, Christmas.
I love OOCS. In other local comedy, there’s bfpbloopers.tumblr.com, a compendium of Burlington Free Press typos and grammar gaffes, curated by me, Clippy. Check it out!