Ignoring the most obvious question — which is of course, “Why?” — here’s a vid from the kids at the Ben & Jerry’s flagship scoop shop on Church Street. It’s a, um, tasty send-up of Lonely Island’s “I’m On A Boat.”
Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to... More by Dan Bolles



wow, he is a super man.
“Why”? Research would have revealed that this was a video submission for the B & J’s corporate contest for scoop shops across the country with prize booty going to the winning scoop shop and a community event.