It’s Monday, which means it’s time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week’s joke comes from Montpelier’s Bryanna Doe. Take it away, Bryanna…

I’m not confident enough in myself as a human being to brush my teeth in the same shirt that I’m planning to wear that day.

About that joke

Says Doe: I just want to show some solidarity with everyone else who feels guilty that this is still a gamble at their stage in life.

Meet the Comedian, Bryanna Doe

Bryanna Doe Credit: Courtesy of Bryanna Doe

Bryanna Doe occasionally gets paid to say silly words into a microphone and wants everyone to acknowledge how wacky that is. She was a finalist in the 2016 Vermont’s Funniest Comedian contest.

See Her Live

Doe performs on Monday and Tuesday, December 19 and 20, at the Savoy Theater in Montpelier, as part of the Socially Irresponsible Sketch Comedy Tour.       

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We’re always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to...