If the Midd Kid vid taught us what $50K a year buys you at Middlebury College, I guess this must be what half that — one-third if you’re in-state — gets you at Keene State. Not a bad deal, all things considered. Anyway, here is “Granite State of Mind,” a clever little spoof of Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind,” from Boston-based satirists The Super Secret Project. Enjoy! (And note the nod to VT about midway through.)
Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to... More by Dan Bolles


