Note to self: don’t have dinner at Bob Wagner’s house — or, for that matter, mess around with his, erm, “lovely” daughter.
Note to self: don’t have dinner at Bob Wagner’s house — or, for that matter, mess around with his, erm, “lovely” daughter.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to... More by Dan Bolles

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