I know you’re all anxiously awaiting the conclusion of “A Scribe’s Tale” from last week, and for that I do apologize. Frankly, I can’t wait to see how it all turns out either. But due to circumstances beyond my control, I haven’t had a free moment to put pen to paper and finish the damn thing since I posted it last Wednesday. Tomorrow, all shall be revealed, I swear.

In the meantime, I’d like to offer a Solid State version of “This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse” for you to chew on. Here it is:

Gordon Stone is offering free ring tones via his MySpace page.

Heaven help us.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to...