I know you’re all anxiously awaiting the conclusion of “A Scribe’s Tale” from last week, and for that I do apologize. Frankly, I can’t wait to see how it all turns out either. But due to circumstances beyond my control, I haven’t had a free moment to put pen to paper and finish the damn thing since I posted it last Wednesday. Tomorrow, all shall be revealed, I swear.

In the meantime, I’d like to offer a Solid State version of “This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse” for you to chew on. Here it is:

Gordon Stone is offering free ring tones via his MySpace page.

Heaven help us.

Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to see rock shows for a living. He became assistant arts editor in 2017 and culture coeditor in 2021. Bolles has received numerous local and national awards for his writing on Vermont arts, sports and the occasional celebrity canine murder mystery. He loves...