From now on, all of my reviews will be in pie chart form. Or perhaps bar graphs.
Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to see rock shows for a living. He became assistant arts editor in 2017 and culture coeditor in 2021. Bolles has received numerous local and national awards for his writing on Vermont arts, sports and the occasional celebrity canine murder mystery. He loves... More by Dan Bolles


I fully endorse this new review method, but you’ve made two of your slices the same colour – this makes referencing your article in important research work and wikipedia articles difficult!
Good point. It should be noted, however, that I’m not responsible for the creation of this particular pie chart. That distinction apparently belongs to some dude calling himself “timbearcub.”