Jan 15-21, 2020

Jan 15-21, 2020 / Vol. 25 / No. 16
Wellness Issue: Creating Olfactory Virtual Reality for Health Care; Old-School Figure Skating Can Put Your Stress on Ice; Pictal Health Helps Design Better Treatment Plans; The Yerbary Updates a Traditional Remedy: Fire Cider

Why Do I Pee During Masturbation?

Dear Reverend, Why do I keep peeing during masturbation if I went pee beforehand? Moist Muff (female, 18) Dear Moist Muff,  Although I’m almost certain what you’re describing is female ejaculation, I do wish I could ask you some questions. Is it a lot of fluid? A little? Does it only happen when you have…

Letters to the Editor (1/15/20)

Cow Cruelty I was disappointed that the “Emoji That” [January 8] about the “spilled” cows didn’t state the number that were fine, injured, euthanized or anything about their condition. They are a major contributor to Vermont’s economy. Unfeeling! Allen Banbury Marshfield Whither Fair Game? It’s great to see John Walters has a new gig analyzing…

The Women of Black Sabbitch Discuss Why They Don’t Feel Like a Tribute Group

For the past several years, nostalgia has driven the entertainment industry. Reboots, spin-offs, reimaginings, remakes, sequels and prequels have dominated movie theater marquees and streaming services alike. While products have ranged from excellent to downright awful, pining for yesteryear hasn’t yet subsided. The same phenomenon hit the live music scene, as well. Though cover bands…

The Seven Days Wellness Issue, 2020

It’s two weeks into 2020, so we’ve gotta ask: How are those New Year’s resolutions to get in shape shaping up? Are you hitting the gym daily, cutting carbs, and enjoying the mental and physical clarity of Dry January? Or did you go to the gym once, get discouraged, and seek refuge in a bowl…

Progressives Jolt Vermont’s Top 2020 Campaigns

Plans by two top Vermont Progressive Party-affiliated politicians to run for governor and lieutenant governor this year have made party supporters giddy at the prospect of Progs reaching a new pinnacle of influence in Vermont. Two-term Lt. Gov. David Zuckerman of Hinesburg (P/D) announced Monday that he will challenge Republican Gov. Phil Scott. Senate President…

Hackie: Clubbing With Giants

Sitting beside me in my taxi, my customer, Linda Avena, appeared serene as she gazed out at the passing landscape of snow-covered homes, barns and fields. It was a crisp and sunny afternoon in the newly minted year and decade. Optimism is a hard quality to summon these days, but the sheer natural beauty of…

Gallery Profile: Soapbox Arts in Burlington

Patricia Trafton graduated from Burlington High School in 2010 and headed to New York University, intending to study journalism or English. A first-semester art history course upended her plan. The class combined all her interests, Trafton said, and she realized that art was what she wanted to pursue. What she didn’t know was that one…

Soundbites: Pons, boys cruise and Don Rico Go to the Circus

Pink Elephants During a recent phone call with Jack Parker of local bands Pons and boys cruise, neither of us could remember if we’d ever been to a real circus. I’ve seen artsy-fartsy, new-age circuses such as Cirque Éloize and Cirque du Soleil, and I grew up watching minor celebrities perform underwhelming stunts on “Circus…

VSO Executive Director Ben Cadwallader Takes New Job in LA

Just a little more than four years after Ben Cadwallader became the energetic new executive director of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, he’s moving to California to take up the same position with the Los Angeles Chamber Orchestra. Cadwallader, 35, brought new audiences to the VSO through innovative programming in unexpected venues — particularly the Jukebox…

The Röse Parade, ‘Hyena Dream Machine’

(Marlvina Records, digital) Chuck Brewer is far too humble. The singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and producer unassumingly submitted the audaciously titled Hyena Dream Machine, his debut album as the Röse Parade, in the email equivalent of a plain white envelope. If only the contents matched the packaging, I might have understood why he downplayed his masterful creation.…

Transitory Symphony, ‘Chasing Summer’

(Self-released, digital) There was a period of time in which almost every woman in my life, from lovers to friends to family, were all sending me Rainer Maria Rilke quotes. Whether in letters or social media comments — even spelled out in frosting on a cake — the women whose orbits I’d cross all agreed…

No Escape: Furloughed Inmates Get Jailed Again and Again

Eleven days after Jennifer Caplin walked out of the Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility, she was transported by ambulance to the University of Vermont Medical Center with a life-threatening blood infection. The 40-year-old Montpelier native had been part of a small wave of inmates released from the women’s prison last month in the aftermath of a…

#VTArts251 Project Turns Up Art Everywhere

Last year the Vermont Arts Council fostered a statewide project called #VTArts251. The name recalls the 251 Club of Vermont, whose members aim to visit all 251 towns in the state. The arts council’s goal was to receive photos from artists of every stripe in every Vermont town, who were invited to submit images of…

Free Will Astrology (1/15/20)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “I love to be surprised by something I have never thought of,” declares Capricorn actor Ralph Fiennes. According to my analysis of the astrological aspects, you’ll be wise to make that one of your top mottoes in 2020. Why? First, life is likely to bring to your attention a steady stream…

The Yerbary Has a Modern Take on an Old Home Remedy

Herbal remedies are the stuff of grandmothers and pyramid schemes, right? If you buy into their concoction, they tell you — the grandmothers sometimes more forcefully than the pyramid schemes — just a little every day will cure whatever ails you. Michaela Grubbs, CEO and founder of Charlotte-based company the Yerbary Master Tonic, doesn’t fit…

Chubby Muffin to Close Next Month, Become Co-op Space

The Chubby Muffin, at 88 Oak Street in Burlington, will close on February 29, according to co-owner Benjy Adler. The restaurant and its on-site commissary kitchen, which both opened in fall 2010, are part of the Skinny Pancake restaurant group. The neighborhood café near Roosevelt Park serves sweet and savory muffins, panini, burgers, and summer…

Vietnamese Resto Saigon Kitchen Opens in ONE

Burlington’s Old North End has a new Vietnamese restaurant, Saigon Kitchen. Located at 112 North Street, the restaurant opened on December 31. “So far, it’s been very busy,” owner Anthony Tran told Seven Days. Tran has worked at his father’s Thai Phat market on North Street for 15 years. “Customers at the market would ask…

Bakery La Brioche Moves In With NECI on Main

This week, the New England Culinary Institute moves its bakery and café, La Brioche, from its longtime location at 89 Main Street in Montpelier across the street to 118 Main. A daytime business, La Brioche will share space with NECI’s dinner restaurant, NECI on Main. “It will work beautifully,” NECI president Milan Milasinovic said of…


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