Oct 9-15, 2019

Oct 9-15, 2019 / Vol. 25 / No. 3
In a Warming World, Does Vermont’s Wood-Fueled Energy Market Make Carbon Sense?; On VINS’ New Forest Canopy Walk, Visitors Touch the Treetops; All Our Hearts: Selected Stories of Love, Grief and Hope From the Opioid Crisis

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Behind the Music: Rockin’ Ron the Friendly Pirate

In July, Rockin’ Ron the Friendly Pirate released his latest full-length record, Talk Like a Pirate. The rollicking collection of nautically themed children’s tunes is the affable Vermont buccaneer’s fourth album and follows 2016’s The Flying Pirate Circus. That recording drew consideration for a Grammy nomination, along with several dozen other kids’ albums. Though it…

Monkey Do Play Space to Open in Williston

Several years ago, Claudine Safar of Williston was vacationing with her husband, Jeff Teplitz, and two young children in Mont-Tremblant, Québec. The family was enjoying an action-packed itinerary of hiking, rock climbing and kayaking when it started to rain. Safar googled indoor kids’ activities in the area and came across a local play space in…

Confessions of the ‘Queen of Halloween’

“Halloween is fun to decorate,” Martha Stewart proclaimed on a visit to the “Today” show last October. “You do not have to spend a lot of money; it’s just creativity,” she said, gesturing casually toward an eight-foot tree on the set behind her. Its trunk and branches were painted black, and it was festooned with…

Graphic Novelist Chronicles Ups and Downs of Pregnancy

In Kid Gloves: Nine Months of Careful Chaos, Lucy Knisley shares her struggles with conception, miscarriage, depression and a dramatic childbirth with nearly fatal complications. Smart, sweet and often funny, Knisley doesn’t hold back on the nitty-gritty details. She renames morning sickness “perpetual and unrelenting nausea” and wonders how anyone survived pregnancy before Netflix. Sandwiched…

Hannaford and Healthy Living Roll Out New Parental Leave Policies

Two supermarkets — regional chain Hannaford Supermarkets and local chain Healthy Living Market and Café — recently announced new parental leave policies. Hannaford, which operates 181 stores in the Northeast and employs around 27,000 people, will provide associates of all genders, who have worked at Hannaford for at least one year and average 30 hours of…

Low Ridership, Legal Woes and Broken Fare Boxes Bedevil Green Mountain Transit

As climate-change warriors filled the streets of Burlington last month to demand reductions in fossil-fuel pollution, Vermont’s largest public transit system touted its environmental benefits on social media. “One full bus carries the same number of people as 60 cars,” Green Mountain Transit proclaimed on its Facebook page. On Twitter, GMT chirped that public transit…

WTF: Are Yellow Jackets Drunk This Time of Year?

Steve Crafts is a partner and chief creative officer at Place Creative in Burlington. He is also Seven Days’ most prolific submitter of “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” questions. Last week, he emailed us with the following query. “WTF is up with yellow jackets this time of year in Vermont?” he asked. “Are they drunk on fermented…

Letters to the Editor (10/9/19)

WWJD? [Re “Good News?” September 25]: The relevant question for all Christian churches is indeed whether the “Good News” is being proclaimed and lived out by its members. Believers gather to worship and learn and then apply gospel teachings in everyday life. Worship is part of Christian life but not the whole of it. The…

Free Will Astrology (10/9/19)

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I hope you are embarking on a vigorous new phase of self-redefinition. I trust you are excited about shedding old ways of thinking about yourself and eager to revise and reimagine the plot of your life story. As you do, keep in mind this helpful counsel from physicist Richard Feynman: “You…

How Do You Get Rid of Pubic Lice?

Dear Reverend,  I live with a rather promiscuous roommate. She comes home with a different dude almost every night. Yesterday, I noticed an itchy feeling in my nether regions and, sure enough, I have crabs. My boyfriend and I have been monogamous for a few years, and I’m certain I didn’t get them from him.…

‘Joker’ Gets the Last Laugh on Its Audience

For all the emphasis on facial makeup, the real star of director Todd Phillips’ Joker is Joaquin Phoenix’s emaciated rib cage. In scene after scene, his character, the hapless professional clown Arthur Fleck, meditates shirtlessly on his miserable life in Gotham City. Meanwhile, that rib cage strains against its casing as if trying to take…

Art Review: ‘Unbroken Current,’ Helen Day Art Center

African Americans are making big cultural news these days: National Book Award winner Ta-Nehisi Coates’ first novel, Pulitzer Prize for Music winner Kendrick Lamar’s latest composition, Academy Award-winning director Barry Jenkins’ current project. At Stowe’s Helen Day Art Center, Vermonters can now see a superb exhibition of work by African American artists. Not that “Unbroken…

UVM Students Launch Literary Magazine ‘Crossroads’

University of Vermont students launched the literary magazine Crossroads, but its roots can be traced off-campus to Burlington’s Light Club Lamp Shop. There, every Monday evening, poets and other writers meet to share their work open-mic style. That’s where the Crossroads founders cemented their love of poetry, met future contributors and collaborators, and, most importantly,…

The Cheyenne Brando, ‘Endtime Hymns’

(Self-released, digital) Nostalgia reigns supreme on the Cheyenne Brando’s Endtime Hymns. The 10-track collection of ’80s-inspired rock comes from Christian Hahn, a Braintree-based former New Yorker. His album looks mainly to the jet-black strains of the Cure and Joy Division for stylistic inspiration, but it also infuses the grandeur of U2. Hahn teamed up with…

Adrian Aardvark, ‘Holy Abandonment’

(Self-released, digital) About halfway through “Religious Upbringing,” the opening track on Adrian Aardvark’s Holy Abandonment, singer-songwriter Christopher Stott-Rigsbee offers a curious confession: “In the eyes of the Father, Lord I am a sinner / Gonna sin so much, be the sin winner.” The front person doesn’t sing those words in any sort of triumphant fashion,…

Walking and Dining on the Lamoille Valley Rail Trail

The Lamoille Valley Rail Trail is a work in progress. The plan calls for construction of a 93-mile trail that traverses the state from St. Johnsbury to Swanton. Two sections are complete: 16 miles from St. Johnsbury to Danville and a 17-mile leg from Morrisville to Cambridge. In Sheldon, a 1.5-mile length of trail connects…

At NU, the Toohey Family Takes Chocolate Seriously

The Toohey family takes chocolate very seriously. They see every interaction at their Burlington shop, NU Chocolat, as an opportunity for education, whether it’s about their sourcing practices, the delights of a well-made milk chocolate, how truffles are the perfect chocolate-delivery system or the logistics of working as a family. Kevin, Laura, Rowan and Virginia…


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