Sadly, we didn’t think of this idea. I found this while surfing over at the Portland Mercury.

They have a new advice column called “Ask a Seven-Year-Old Girl Who Doesn’t Care About Anything Except Disney Princesses.”

It seems like it must be a joke, but I hope it continues. Very, very funny.

UPDATE: Oh, now I get it. It’s part of a series of joke columns. There’s one repeating column called “One Hulk’s Opinion.” And there’s one called “Ask Distended Drew.”

This article appears in Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2008.

Seven Days’ deputy publisher and co-owner Cathy Resmer is a writer, editor and advocate for local journalism. She works in the paper’s Burlington office and lives vicariously through the reporters while raising money to pay them. Cathy started at...