Sadly, we didn’t think of this idea. I found this while surfing over at the Portland Mercury.

They have a new advice column called “Ask a Seven-Year-Old Girl Who Doesn’t Care About Anything Except Disney Princesses.”

It seems like it must be a joke, but I hope it continues. Very, very funny.

UPDATE: Oh, now I get it. It’s part of a series of joke columns. There’s one repeating column called “One Hulk’s Opinion.” And there’s one called “Ask Distended Drew.”

This article appears in Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2008.

Seven Days’ deputy publisher and co-owner Cathy Resmer is a writer, editor and advocate for local journalism. She works in the paper’s Burlington office and lives vicariously through the reporters while raising money to pay them. Cathy started at Seven Days as a freelance writer in 2001 and still has the Rolodex to prove it. As the paper’s first online editor, she launched Seven Days email newsletters and started the paper’s first social media accounts. Cathy has overseen Kids VT, Vermont’s...