I was browsing through the Seven Days classified ads for the NOW newsletter ad of the week, and I came across this one advertising a free fish that made me laugh out loud.

Free Live Fish!

 

Free 12 inch Oscar to a good home, or a bad home,whatever, as long as you have a home for it just take it home with you.Thats right!! A Fish! And it’s free too! No money down. No credit? BadCredit? Come and get it! You can find it at The Outdoor Gear Exchangein sunny downtown Burlington. Bring a bucket or a bag, just don’t planon sticking it in your pocket cause it bites. There is only one so actfast.

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Seven Days’ deputy publisher and co-owner Cathy Resmer is a writer, editor and advocate for local journalism. She works in the paper’s Burlington office and lives vicariously through the reporters while raising money to pay them. Cathy started at...