Via Fake Steve Jobs (and Meghan Dewald — thanks for the tip!), here’s the trailer for a “proposed remake” of Citizen Kane, in which Kane sets out to save the newspaper industry.

(Warning: Clip includes a couple naughty words, lots of comedic violence, and some unconvincing fake blood.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oWteTA_XncQ%26fs%3D1

This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2010.

Tyler Machado was the digital media manager at Seven Days. He mostly worked behind the scenes making sure the website, email newsletters and social media feeds stayed in tip-top shape.