You may have heard about the “Shit People Say” meme that’s taken the internet by storm in the past month. It began with the “Shit Girls Say” video, in which a guy dressed in drag recites stereotypically girly phrases. This went viral after a few million people said “OMG this is soooo true!” and shared it on Facebook. Next came the copycat videos, which became increasingly specific/offensive — “Shit Guys Say,” “Shit Black Girls Say,” “Shit Drunk Girls Say,” “Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys,” “Shit Middle-Aged Guys Say While Waiting In Line at the Bank,” and so on.
A recent sub-genre of the “Shit People Say” meme has been the rise of the geographically focused videos, ranging from the obvious (“Shit New Yorkers Say“) to the less-obvious (“Shit Austinites Say“). Fashionably late as always, there still hasn’t been a Shit Vermonters Say video, but Vermont’s Twitter community filled the void admirably today, beginning with @whitneyinvt. Here are a few of our favorites. Thanks for giving us an excuse to stare at Twitter instead of doing real work today, Whitney.
This article appears in The Health & Fitness Issue 2012.


Snalbans (St. Albans); Burln’n (Burlington); How’re you doin’? Ohhhhh, not t’bad. Jeezum Crow! Crimos’ sakes! Let’s go get a creemee. Anger: he could chew nails and spit tacks. Confusion: like a pig lookin’ at a wristwatch.
‘Yup.
Leaf Peepers, Stick Season, Mud Season
Heh… this one’s a personal favorite.
Yes!
Answer to a dubious question:
“Hard tellin’ … not knowin’
spoken like a true flatlander…
Believe me, there are no real perks to being a woodchuck as we’re typically the ones working in the service industry serving the wealthy flatlanders that make our economy run. So let us enjoy being proud of our heritage eh?
Doesn’t amount to bug dust.
Not really Laurie, it’s pride in one’s heritage (from a fourth-generation Vermonter.)
Q: “Does it matter which road I take to get to Rutland?”
A: “Not to me it don’t!”
“You’ll be happy you live up here once the shit hits the fan!” #shitvterssay