Paul Heintz is on a well-deserved vacation at an undisclosed location (OK, it’s Dominica), so I’ll be your Scoreboard host today. Without further ado, we present The Scoredboard for the week of Friday, February 22:

Winners:

The Air Guard — Brig. Gen. Steven Cray’s election as adjutant general puts a fighter pilot in the Vermont National Guard’s proverbial cockpit. Just watch out for those F-35 helmets!

Lawmakers who want to support gun control but worry it’ll cost them — Castleton’s new poll should give some cover to legislators on the fence about high-capacity ammo, background checks and other gun-control measures. Runner-up winner: Jon Margolis and Vermont Public Television for scooping (with permission) Castleton’s own poll results.

Six-figure salaries — Jane Knodell is earning a hefty paycheck while on leave from UVM. But it’s proving a liability in her run for city council.  

Mike Kilian — The Freeps’ associate editor was promoted up the Gannett corporate ladder this week when he was appointed executive editor of the Daily Times (and eight weeklies) in Salisbury, Md. Warning to Maryland record keepers: Prepare to disclose!

Gnar shredders — Jay Peak and the NEK got a two-foot dump. So why am I still sitting here at my desk?

Paul Heintz — For taking a sweet vacation in an undisclosed (but presumably sunny) location. Runner-up loser: Andy Bromage, for getting left behind to blog in his stead.

More losers after the break…

Andy Bromage was a Seven Days staff writer from 2009-2012, and the news editor from 2012-2013.