I’m still on vacation, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a lot of crap to do. First are these gear reviews for this magazine. Then I’ll master an album for a friend in Indiana. After that, I’m gonna try to get in touch with gd about that STN article.
Say, I forgot to tell you something about the trip: We had the privilege of watching an orangutan repeatedly eating his own vomit! At one point, he decided that licking it up was not befitting behavior for a primate of his evolved stature. So he fashioned a spoon from a piece of paper he’d been drawing on with crayons. Making tools! How long before he steals an election and gets our military stuck in an illegitimate and unproductive war?
Preparing to confront the bad guys.
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Monkey!
Brooke on bridge.
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It’s not everyday that you get to witness a primate eating its own vomit–you’ve been truly blessed my friend.The photo of you in front of the Hoover FBI building would have been perfect if you were wearing a sundress and heavy red lipstick.
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MONKEY! Eating vomit! Wasn’t that monkey in Jackass 2? I watched it the night before last, and I’m pretty sure I saw him. Oh, wait, nevermind. It was just Steve-O. My bad.