This. Is. Awesome.
Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to... More by Dan Bolles



First of all, I really hate it when people can’t pronounce Bon Iver.Second of all, why is that senile old man on the right going on about percussion, when there’s no fucking percussion in that song.
although the best one is where they subject these people to Animal Collective’s My Girls, and one of them (I believe the crazy guy on the right again, actually) says that they’re “not going to get very far from Baltimore, Maryland”. indeed!
Well, to be fair, Animal Collective shouldn’t have gotten very far from Baltimore.