A while back, I stumbled upon some amusing (or freaky) sale items and comment strings from eBay, and though I’d post them for some Friday afternoon fun.

~ A tattooed gent models and attempts to sell his ex-wife’s wedding dress.

~ There’s nothing like naughty pictures . . . in Braille.

~ “Raging Hormones Menopausal Prozac Barbie.” Not endorsed by Mattel.

~ Ever make a big fashion mistake? This guy regretted his leather pants.

~ Want to buy a possessed violin? Who doesn’t?

This article appears in Jul 9-15, 2008.

Former contributor Suzanne Podhaizer is an award-winning food writer (and the first Seven Days food editor) as well as a chef, farmer, and food-systems consultant. She has given talks at the Stone Barns Center for Agriculture's "Poultry School" and its...